I still can't talk, but I can enjoy these :). My grandfather's a fun guy. My favorites from an email from him:
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
and my favorite....
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
(I must say, it's very handy to be surrounded by blackboards all day when you're not allowed to talk.)
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